Election Results Are In – America is ALL ABOUT THAT BASS!

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Election Results Are In, The People Have Spoken. America is “ALL ABOUT THAT BASS”!

The highly debated subject matter of Bass vs. Treble closed yesterday with a landslide victory for “More Bass” as people around the country came out in droves to show voting support for the low-frequency agenda. The celebrations continue today in Music City amongst the chaos of the America’s Got Talent auditions and the final preparations for tonight’s CMA Awards. We caught up with one of the celebrators on lower Broadway; A mohawked man who claimed to be kind of a big deal and referred to himself only as “Smitty”. When asked for comment, he merely held up a sign that reads: “All your bass are belong to us”.